Friday, July 31, 2015

NIGERIAN ACTOR PASSES AWAY


Veteran Yoruba actor popularly called Ajigijaga has died. The actor died from injuries he sustained from a bike accident.
Ajigijaga was well known for the notorious, thuggish roles he played in movies and he was quite good at it. He acted for several years, until i stopped seeing him in movies some years back. He will be buried according to islamic injuctions. May his soul rest in peace.

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

FEMI GBAJABIAMILA IS THE NEW MAJORITY LEADER OF THE HOUSE


Former minority Leader and a strong member of the APC, Honorable Femi Gbajabiamila has eventually emerged s the Majority leader of the House of Representatives after a stiff battle internally within his party APC on who will get the position.

Gbajabiamila is a favorite of a faction within the party, while the other faction is not favorably disposed to his emergence as a leader.

All things being equal, we hope his attainment of this Lawyer turned Lawmaker to the position of Majority leader will be to the over all interest of Nigerians.

Monday, July 27, 2015

US SENATOR PROPOSES TO HIS BOYFRIEND

An Utah Senator has proposed to his long time Boyfriend....The man is in his 50s and representing Utah in the Us congress.Na wa..

CONSTANT ELECTRICITY SUPPLY ALMOST SCARY


As an average Nigerian, who grew up in this country, we are so used to epileptic power supplies that, anytime we have it longer than usual, we become suspicious. Sounds crazy and funny, but that is the truth. You begin to ask yourselves why you have light! It is an anomaly, but true.

My toddler now shouts up Nepa! Anytime she sees light after a bout of darkness, even if the light is from the generator. And She is  not the only toddler in the country whom amongst other words, has that 'Up Nepa' in their vocabularies.

Thursday, July 23, 2015

VOCABULARY TIME


Hello Blog Readers, today I want to share my knowledge on the word PEDESTRIAN.

When I first heard the word myself, what instantly came to my mind was, the over head bridge plied by individuals barefooted as opposed to the one cars /vehicles can ply. I also know of Pedestrian crossing.

However, the words has other meanings, let us look at it from this context.

Pedestrian   - In an adjective form means, Dull,unremarkable, unexciting, uneventful, lacking in vitality etc. E.g., Her thinking is so pedestrian.

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

TRAGEDY IN AREPO AS OVER 100 PIPELINE VANDALS BURN TO DEATH

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Oil bunkerers were burnt beyond recognition on Wednesday in Arepo an outskirt of Lagos state, as they siphoned fuel from Pipelines in the area.

Sources  revealed that the vandals had already concluded their operation and were about to leave when their speed boat failed to start, yet they persisted in trying to get the machinery to work.
“It was while trying to start the speedboat that there was a spark. I learnt that many people died, but more than 100 of them were so burnt that we could not even recognize their faces,”

Will these vandals ever learn? Why must you damage government facilities and also put your lives in jeopardy? I hope this tragic incident will serves as a warning to other Pipeline Vandals across the country.

GOOD NEWS! TIWA SAVAGE DELIVERS HER BABY BOY

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CELEBRITY OAP TOKE MAKINWA'S HUSBAND APOLOGIZES TO HER OVER HIS INFIDELITY

Fitness expert and husband to Celebrity on air personality, Maje Ayida has apologized to his wife of nearly two years over the scandalous infidelity mess that trailed their marriage a month ago, below is what he wrote on his Instagram page;

He shared a photo of her and wrote:
I am writing to express my sincerest apologies to my wife. I was wrong, it is indefensible and I am sorry. I deeply regret what my wife and my family has had to endure. My behaviour has caused a lot of anguish to everyone. Though this matter has been very public in nature, it is a private issue and I would appreciate the opportunity to face it privately. I love my wife and will make every effort to make things right cc @tokemakinwa
At this juncture we can only wish the couple well.

OF 'ANPC' AND PRESIDENT BUHARI

That Nigerian President Mohammed Buhari was hosted by his United States counterpart Barack Obama recently is no longer news.

What is news now is the  fact that the Octogenarian goofed when he mistakenly called his Party The All Nigeria People's Congress, Instead of All People's Congress which is full meaning of the acronym APC.

I don't really blame the President, it is easy to mistake the former ANPP,for APC because of their similarities.

DISGRUNTLED PARENTS STORM UNILAG TO PROTEST OVER THE 250% CUT OFF MARK

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It is an open secret that the University of Lagos is a University of first choice in Nigeria. Almost everyone I know while growing up sought admission to the Ivory Tower located in Lagos. And the story has not changed till now. On personal experience though, I attest to the fact that it is a school to be. Having attended a state owned university earlier myself, My foray into Unilag, as the schools is fondly called, made me realize the desperation of pupils and parents alike to gain admission.

TURKISH GOVERNMENT BLOCKS TWITTER

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The Turkish Government took this measure of blocking social networking site twitter in order to stop people from posting the gory images of the bombing in Suruc.

Images showing the explosion were outlawed by the authorities. Also twitter was blocked to prevent activists from using the images as to call for protests over the Government's inability to prevent the attack.

More than 30 people were killed in the blast, with over 100 injured during the terrorist attack.

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

TO WRITE PROPERLY OR TO ABBREVIATE

Abbreviations are now the in thing while typing on social media. The problem is that the dangers far outweighs the advantages of it as it has transcended beyond just social media, but into school work, official mails and what have you.

Young school leavers now find it hard to spell appropriately. Examiners while marking exam scripts now have headaches and  cringe in horror at the damage abbreviating has done to this present crop of youths.

FATHER MISTAKES SON FOR A ROBBER THEN SHOOTS HIM

A father is devastated after shooting his son when he crawled into their home through a window and mistaking him for robber, police in Austria said. The 70-year-old man is facing charges of aggravated assault after shooting in the direction of his son when he heard a noise coming from the window of his bedroom in middle of the night.
According to the police investigation, the suspect’s 40-year-old son, who still lives at home with his father, returned home late at night, only to realize that he had forgotten his keys. Instead of knocking on the door, he decided to crawl through the bedroom window.The father, who has a habit of sleeping with a gun under his pillow, woke up after hearing strange noises near the window. Without looking to see what was making the noise, he fired two shots. One bullet grazed the cheek of his son. A neighbor heard his screams and came to his aid. The son was transported to a nearby hospital where he is being treated. The father was arrested on a charge of aggravated assault.

The man is so security conscious, he acted on impulse.

TO JOIN THE UK METROPOLITAN POLICE YOU MUST SPEAK YORUBA

Actually,now to join the Metropolitan Police,one must be bilingual and Yoruba is one of the fourteen Languages listed amongst other  languages one must be able to speak in order to join the Metropolitan Police.The other languages are;

Hebrew

Hindi

Arabic

German

Turkish

Greek

Polish

Portuguese

Sinhali (Singapore)

Benghali

Punjabi

Italian

This is good seein as Yoruba language is spoken in some parts of  countries like Cuba,Brazil, and Benin Republic.

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Monday, July 20, 2015

PRESIDENT OBAMA MEETS PRESIDENT BUHARI

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This is a picture of America's President Obama and Nigeria's President Buhari at the Oval Office. There is an ongoing discussion between the two power brokers. Whatever the discussion might be, we hope it will benefit Nigeria and Nigerians immensely.

WIFE OF GHANA'S VICE PRESIDENT GOOFED

 
Methinks wives of men occupying sensitive public positions especially Government positions should be schooled properly on etiquette once their husbands assume their roles, so as not to embarrass their offices or cause serious damage in the process.

The Vice President of Ghana will probably be cringing right now at the politically incorrect and uncouth statement made by his wife at a public school recently.

A GOOD EID MUBARAK BREAK


A happy belated Eid Mubarak to all my Muslim readers. Hope we all had a restful holiday and a swell time to go with it.

It seemed as though the break will never end. What started on Thursday evening has now come to a close, as everybody is gearing to start work tomorrow after four days of a well deserved break.

Hope you all utilized the holidays, as for yours truly, I had time to rest and bond with my daughter and hubby, I stepped out only on Sunday to attend church. I guess you are all  ready for the busy week ahead, wishing you a stress free week, ciao!

Thursday, July 16, 2015

TOLU OGUNLESI REPORTEDLY CONFIRMED AS THE SPECIAL ADVISER TO THE PRESIDENCY ON NEW MEDIA

A role and  honor well deserved. Tolu Ogunlesi is one of the inspiring young men making exploits in the media, especially on social media. An international award recipient, he is also a columnist for Punch Newspaper. Congratulations Tolu.

CONGREGATION SWALLOWS SNAKES ON PASTOR'S ORDERS

 
I keep saying one thing, that until people start thinking with their God given brains, they will continue to be preys to Pastors with questionable characters. What have we not heard about the different acts congregations carry out under the instruction of these pastors? From eating grass, to not wearing underwears,just name it,the Theatre of the absurd just keeps getting messier and messier.

Why these followers have chosen not to use their discretions, I do not know. How can a pastor tell you to swallow a reptile and you agree. It shows they are under some type of influence. This cannot be inspired by God in anyway possible.
 

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

SUNDAY OLISEH APPOINTED AS NEW SUPER EAGLES COACH


Congratulations to Sunday Oliseh,as he signs his appointment as Nigeria's new football Coach.It is a huge achievement.We pray and hope he leads the nation's football team to glory.

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

PRESIDENT BUHARI DECLARES THAT HE DOESNT KNOW THE NEW SERVICE CHIEFS PERSONALLY

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President Muhammadu Buhari, 45 days after assuming office, yesterday sacked all the service chiefs and appointed replacements whom he said were chosen on merit.
Addressing them shortly after their appointments were announced, the President also called on them to show utmost commitment to their new duties, urging them to regain the lost glory of the Nigerian Armed Forces.
He promised to send their names immediately to the senate for confirmation.
“All of you, including the National Security Adviser, were chosen on merit. Your records gave you the job. Save for the new Chief of Army Staff whom I briefly met at his Command at the Multi-National Joint Task Force, in Chad, I don’t know any of you. Your records recommended you.
“Legally, you are in acting capacity until the National Assembly accepts you. It is only then that you will take the oath of office. Thereafter, we will sit down and talk in more detail,” President Buhari told the new service chiefs.

PRE-WEDDING SHOOT IN A COFFIN-CHECK OUT THESE COUPLE WHO ARE BOTH UNDERTAKERS

Jenny Tay, 29, and her fiance Darren Cheng, 30, from Singapore, were pictured sitting on and even lying inside the white casket in the photo shoot
I feel this posing in a coffin is totally extreme, but then that is me. Not these two young couple who are Undertakers by profession. They both lived up to their reputation or should I say occupation during the pre -wedding shoot for their upcoming wedding. Jenny Tay and Darren Cheng pushed the boundaries and felt Death plays an important role in their relationship because of their occupation.

PARTY MAKE OVER TREND

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These days it is not uncommon for we ladies to have a makeover before attending a wedding. This is the new trend. Gone are the days ladies just apply their own foundation and powders and you are good to go. Nowadays if you want to 'turnup' everything must be on 'fleek' lol..

Monday, July 13, 2015

TINSEL ACTRESS TOMI ODUNSI ENGAGED

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The petite and talented Tomi Odunsi who acts the character Shalewa in hit series Tinsel is engaged. Her sweet heart Sen Fadina a fitness expert proposed to her recently and she shared the good news on her Instagram page.Congrats to her..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR OWN PROFESSOR WOLE SOYINKA


If there is one person I want to personally meet, it is Professor Wole Soyinka. He is a figure I look up to in the literary world.I love his works,infact I love the complexity of his works! That is how far I revere the First African Nobel Laurate.I do not agree with every of Professor Soyinka's Political stance, but I do respect his opinion on issues.

Happy 81st birthday to the man called Kongi,our very own literary Icon. Wishing you more years and hoping to meet you soon.

Sunday, July 12, 2015

ALL HAIL THE QUEEN SERENEA WILLIAMS

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This woman is a phenomenon.The 6th time Wimbledon winner is an inspiration to women all over the world regardless of race or creed.We salute you Serena.She is a testimony to the fact that handwork and tenacity pays,add persistence to that and you are a winner.Congrats on being number one in Women's Tennis all over the world.

NIGERIA DESTROYS 1.4 MILLION CHICKENS OVER BIRD FLU

 
More than 1.4 million birds were destroyed across Nigeria to stamp out bird influenza that hit poultry farms early this year, according to Mohammed Ahmed, the Executive Director, National Veterinary Research Institute, Vom.
Mr. Ahmed told the News Agency of Nigeria in Vom on Sunday that 18 states were affected by the flu whose last case was reported on May 28.
He said 800 suspicions were diagnosed in the institute’s laboratory out of which 500 tested positive to the disease.
The NVRI boss said that compensations for the destroyed birds were already being paid by the Federal Government.
“Payment of compensation for the destroyed birds is already in progress; it started and stopped at a point, but it has resumed,” he said.

Saturday, July 11, 2015

OGUNSTATE POLICE BOSS PROMISES THAT THE KILLERS OF THE IYALOJA OF IJEBU ODE WOULD SOON BE ARRESTED

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 Going by the assertion of the police boss,The perpertrators of the heinous assasination would soon be caught.
The Ogun State Commissioner of Police, Abdul Majeed Alli, has assured the people of the state that the killers of the Iyalode General of Ijebuland, Alhaja Sadiat Elewuju, will soon be apprehended.
Alli stated this at the Itorin-Sabo residence of the late Iyaloja, yesterday, when he visited to sympathise with the family of the deceased, assuring that machinery had been set in motion to arrest the perpetrators.
According to him, the state police command has spread its dragnet of investigation network across the state in order to unravel the circumstances that led to the death of the late Elewuju.
The Commissioner of Police said the case was an acid test for his leadership as the new police boss in the state, enjoining the family members of the deceased to cooperate with the command in its bid to conduct proper investigation into the crime.
“It is an unfortunate incident that has happened and I’m here on behalf of the inspector General of Police and the entire police force to commiserate with the family and to assure theThis is to reassure the family and the entire people of the state that our investigation and intelligence network has been spread across the state, very soon, we will make headway. Am assuring you that as soon as those behind the crime are caught, we will let you know,” Allm of the Nigeria Police support.

HEIGHT OF WICKEDNESS!SEE WHAT A DERANGED FATHER DIDTO HIS DAUGHTER

 
12 year old Kafayat Kareem was battered by her father who used barb wire to beat her mercilessly for defending her mother during one of her parent’s fight at their home in Orile Iganmu, Lagos. Kafayat’s father pounced on his wife after he discovered she used his money to play lottto. Kafayat, who is a Junior Secondary School 1 student at Canal Secondary School, Orile, Lagos, said if not for the timely intervention of vigilante people who found her writhing in pain inside the market, she would have died.

HONOR KILLING-TURKISH WOMAN KILLS HUSBAND

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Turkish authorities have detained a 28-year-old woman for murdering her husband out of “honour” after he repeatedly beat her and tried to force her into prostitution, reports said Friday.
Cilem Karabulut admitted in testimony to police killing her husband Hasan Karabulut, 33, in the southern Adana region with a pistol stored at home.
“Why do women always have to be killed? Men can also be killed. I killed for honour,” the Hurriyet daily quoted her as saying in her testimony to the police.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO VETERAN ACTOR OLU JACOBS

 
One of the foremost screen delights in Nigeria,the very distinguished Olu Jacobs clocks 73 today.His looks definitely bellies his age.We love you sir,Thanks for your contribution to what is today known as Nollywood and thanks for being a source of inspiration to others.Cheers!

PIPELINE EXPLOSION KILLS TWELVE IN BAYELSA

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Tweleve people met their untimely death in Bayelsa while working in an oil insatllation.

They are  suspected to be oil workers and the incident happened  in Azuzuama in Southern Ijaw Local Government Area of Bayelsa State.

JIGAWA YOUTHS PROTEST OVER EFFC ARREST OF EX GOVERNOR SULE LAMIDO

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This right here is the problem with Nigeria.And with this kind of attitude,our politicians will continue to get away with their numerous atrocities.They will continue to loot our treasury,because as soon as they are arrested or indicted for corruption,we have youths or even elderly ones who immediately spring up and say their kinsman is being prosecuted unjustly.And this is exactly what is happening in Jigawa State right now.

MILLIONAIRE HEIRESS PARIS HILTON'S SISTER NICKI WEDS HER BEAU

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Nicki Hilton is the laid back sister of the very famous Paris hilton.The ladies are heiresses to the hilton empire.Nicki Wedded her heartthrob James Rothschild  in a classy ceremony at the Kessignton Palace in Londonon Friday 10th july.

Friday, July 10, 2015

28 YEAR OLD FEMALE BANKER STEALS CUSTOMER'S N705,950

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A 28-year-old banker, Folashade Lawson, was on Thursday charged with stealing N705,950 belonging to the bank at an Iyaganku Chief Magistrates’ Court in Ibadan.
Lawson, an employee of Seedvest Microfinance Bank, Ibadan, is facing a charge of stealing.
She, however, pleaded not guilty to the charge.

Thursday, July 9, 2015

ACTOR EMEKA IKE'S WIFE FILES FOR DIVORCE


Rumors have been trailing actor Emeka Ike for a while now,we have been hearing  of his violent tendencies for a long time.His wife is said to have endured a lot of maltreatment from him,but it seems she has been pushed to the wall.

She has now filed for divorce according to news flying around.



According to court papers, she has been made a ‘punching bag’ as Emeka reportedly beats her during every misunderstanding.
“It was when my husband beat me mercilessly I believed that people truly saw stars whenever they were unconscious. It was my brother who took me to the hospital where I spent two months. There was also a day I was feeding our last child with tea, my husband, out of anger took the tea and poured it on my head.”
“I even persuaded his sister to bring four of her children to our school without paying a dime but instead of showing appreciation, she said I was a lavish spender and that was how I stopped being in charge of his school,” she told the court.
She also alleged verbal torture on the part of her husband.
“Each time we fight, he calls me a witch saying whenever he intends to start a project and he informs me it eventually fails. He also said if he hadn’t married me, I would have become a prostitute,” Mrs Ike said.
“Since I left, he doesn’t allow me to speak with our first two children, asking me to come home if I really want to see them. Even when I was in with him, he leaves home for months on the pretext of different appointments. I can’t face all this anymore. I need help,” she further said.
The case has been adjourned by the court to July 22.

TRAGIC MURDER OF 82 YEAR OLD IYALOJA OF IJEBU ODE


Why kill an octogenarian?That Is the question that came to my lips when news filtered in that the 82 year old Grandmother and market leader in the industrious city of Ijebu Ode has been killed.

The Iyaloja-General of Ijebuland, Alhaja Sadia Elewuju has been assassinated by unknown gunmen at her residence in Ijebu Ode, ogun state, Southwest, Nigeria.
The 82-year old was besieged by six men who stormed her residence, a bungalow at about 3:00 pm yesterday.
The gunmen macheted their victim, cutting her recklessly. She reportedly died on her way to the hospital.
According to a source in Ijebu Ode, the outspoken Iyaloja was a very influential person who stood her ground on any matter. “She is always very vocal and fierce in her position on any matter. She has championed many causes for women especially the market women.
The source added that: “She’s very popular in political circles. The house she lived in was given to her by the former Ogun state governor, Otunba Gbenga Daniel.”
Elewuju was installed as Iyaloja of Ijebu Ode by the Awujale of Ijebu Ode, Oba Sikiru Kayode Adetona.

OH NO!GIULIANA RANCIC IS LEAVING E!


I love Giuliana to a fault. She is so professional and seem so dedicated to her job.
The 40-year-old presenter – who has two-year-old son Duke with husband Bill Rancic – will step down as a day-today anchor on August 10, but will continue in her roles as co-hosts of the network’s ‘Live From the Red Carpet’ and ‘Fashion Police’ shows.
And as well as those programmes, Giuliana is “excited” to be able to focus on other ventures too.
She said: “For more than a decade, I was fortunate enough to play a role in the success of E! News and will miss my family at the show.
“At the same time, I am excited to not only continue as host of two major franchises on E! but also executive produce the aspirational new show ‘Rich in Faith’ for Oxygen as well as take my wine and clothing lines to the next level.
This is such a thrilling time for me and I thank the gang at E! for understanding my desire to embark on this next chapter in my life.”
Though the network admitted they will “miss” the presenter on a day-to-day basis, they are thrilled she will continue to host her other programmes for them.
Adam Stotsky, E! general manager and president of Esquire Network, said: “During her time here, Giuliana played an instrumental role in building E! News into a global entertainment news powerhouse and, while we will miss seeing her on set every day, we are delighted to continue to work with her on Fashion Police and Live From the Red Carpet.”

Happy she will still be on the red carpet,yes we love seeing her face and fashion statements.

FORMER ATTORNEY GENERAL'S SON CRASHES N40 MILLION PORSCHE IN A RACE

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When you have too much money and can't think of what to do with it,you begin to get involved in dangerous games.I herd racing with expnsive cars is the in thing for most Abuja rich kids.How their parents allow them to have access to such expensive cars is beyond me.

Son of the former Attorney General of the Federation and Minister of Justice, Mohammed Adoke, on Sunday crashed a 2015 Porsche 911 Turbo into a fuel queue in Abuja, leaving one person seriously injured.
The younger Adoke and his friends, who were driving a Mercedes-Benz C class were racing in the city centre of Abuja when he lost control around Maitama roundabout leading to Transcorp Hilton hotel and crashed into a fuel queue.The Porsche car after it crashed into the Toyota Camry

INGESTED COCAINE BUSTS INSIDE MAN'S STOMACH AND KILLS HIM

 
A 32-year-old suspected drug trafficker, Obiefuna Ndulue, has died after some capsules used to pack substance that tested positive for cocaine burst in his stomach.
The deceased was said to have slumped at the departure hall of the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja and was rushed to a hospital within the facility. It was learnt that Ndulue, who hailed from Anambra State, had wanted to travel via the Ethiopian airline to China.
PUNCH Metro gathered that 55 wraps of cocaine, weighing 1.2 kilogrammes were evacuated from the suspect’s stomach after he was stabilised at the hospital.
The Lagos-based trader was said to have confessed to an operative of the National Drug Law
Enforcement Agency that he had wanted to smuggle the drug. He reportedly died while receiving
treatment.
You recall yesterday TILB had shared a photo of a man arrested with N2.1million. The agency also said the 46-year-old businessman, Bamidele Ibiteye, was arrested for allegedly laundering $2,198,900 (about N440m).
It was learnt that the money was impounded from Ibiteye at the local wing of the Murtala Muhammed Airport, Lagos, as he wanted to board a flight en route to Abuja.
Ibiteye, who runs a company, ND&C Global Investment Limited, told investigators that the money belonged to a medical practitioner in the state, identified as Thomas Martins.
The suspect, however, declined to reveal the identity of the person who was to receive the money.
The NDLEA Commander at the NAIA, Mr. Hamisu Lawan, confirmed Ndulue’s death.
He said:
“The deceased collapsed at the departure hall. He collapsed after he notified the airline officials of his intention to cancel his trip. About 55 wraps of substances that tested positive for cocaine with a total weight of 1.20kg was evacuated from his stomach.
The suspect confessed to cocaine ingestion. He later died while receiving treatment.”
The spokesperson for the NDLEA, Mitchell Ofoyeju, confirmed Ibiteye’s arrest, adding that the money had been recovered.
He said:
“The $2,198,900 was seized from Ibiteye by anti-narcotic officials on the grounds of suspected money laundering at the local wing of the MMA2, Lagos. The suspect was apprehended on his way to Abuja and he is being investigated in connection with the case.”
It was gathered that the NDLEA Chairman, Ahmadu Giade, had directed that the suspect and the exhibit be transferred to the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission for further investigation

CAITLYN JENNER FEELING HIMSELF IN NEW PHOTOSHOOT

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Just some months ago, Bruce Jenner  was just a normal man..anyway, like I said some months ago, well change is the only constant thing.

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

NOW THIS IS A CAR EVERY NEW MOM WOULD CRAVE FOR-THE MOMMIFIED VERSION OF NEW VOLVO XC90

Hey mums, you can now watch your sweet baby comfortably!
This is just too gorgeous..it looks so comfortable and safe.

For the love of babies & mothers, Volvo decided to create a “Mommyfied” version of its 2016, XC90. Passenger seat, gone!